Do you know what you'd look really beautiful in? My arms.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.