[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!