Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.