You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
You look a lot like my next crush.
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Can I see all your piercings?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.