Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.