Cheesy pick up lines

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
How do you feel about group experiments?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, science, physics, dirty
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines