(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.