Lower your expectations and let's begin.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.