If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Can we be friends?
Can we be friends?
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
Ay pretty lady...
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.