Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
Do you think love is a real thing?
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
I'm bored, help me out?
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Do you know how many times I've had to swipe left to find a cute girl like you.
Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.