Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.