If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I can bend it better than Beckham.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.