You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My servers never go down... but I do!
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You have a good web-surfing stance.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.