Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6...dip your finger in it.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.