I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My servers never go down... but I do!
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.