I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I love you like pigs love mud.
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.