Funny pick up lines

Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
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Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, funny
I love you like pigs love mud.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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