Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
I didn't sleep all night because I couldn't stop thinking about whether or not you'd messaged me back!
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Are you Sonny Gray? Because I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
If you were a baseball , could I hit a homerun?