Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
I'd offer you a Cigarette but you're already smoking hot.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....you stole my heart.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!