You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the ONe.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Can I can touch your belly button...from the inside?
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.