I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.