I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.