Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
How was heaven when you left it?
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.