I pity the men who see you, and whose lives are forever changed by your beauty.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
I don't really know if you're beautiful or not. I'm still enamored by your eyes.
When Santa saw you he came early.
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
I love you. You complete me.