Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
I love you. You complete me.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!