I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose. Then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, because the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I bought you an everstone. Because I love you just the way you are.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Let's make music on my sheets.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.