I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose. Then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, because the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.
We would be honored if you would join me.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?