Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
Is your daddy a baker? Because you're sweet as hell!
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
My Zombie plan has been rewritten to include you.
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.