I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
I wish they had a stationary bike built for two here.
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
Not even Darwin could explain our love evolution.
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.