I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I'm willing to go through it if you'll go out with me.
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Favorite day of the week?
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot body.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?