Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
You've got some nice aparatus.
We should train together sometimes; it is good for our bone density. I don't just mean my skeleton.
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?