Baby, is your name Oscar? Cause I want you so bad.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I find you to be quite ribbiting.
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
I hope that counted as a first date.
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.