Cheesy pick up lines

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, cheesy
They say that stealing is bad, and I would never do it, but I would gladly steal a kiss from you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
I have my own multi-positional bed.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
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