You must be going to hell, because it's a sin to look that good.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Your words make you more kissable.
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You are more than beautiful.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!