Do you want the long part or the short part?
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?