Tell me a story.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Does beauty run in your family?
I'm curious: what does an angel put on her resume?
Where have you been all my life?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?