I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?