You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.