Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
All pointers in my memory point to your address.
Let's go do something fun.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.
I have a flute you can blow.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it's just my heart beating.