Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
My name is Skittles…Wanna taste my rainbow?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm going outside to make out…care to join me?
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You make me wish I weren't gay!