Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Hey baby! You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding!