I'm a muggle on the streets, but a wizard in the sheets.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I'm (your name). I'm here to rescue you.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.