Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's, because you're unforgettable.
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.