Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I need someone to look through these briefs.