Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
We should have sex. Joey Ramone would've wanted it that way.
I'm single. Can you believe that?