Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.