I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.