My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?