Best pick up lines ever

Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
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Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
If you want some space, go with an astronaut. If you want some time, go with a watchmaker. If you want love, come with me.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, chemistry, cute
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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