Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
If you want some space, go with an astronaut. If you want some time, go with a watchmaker. If you want love, come with me.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.