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Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math, science
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, nerdy, biology
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
In the night sky filled with stars, you are the one that shines the brightest.
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Pick up line: clean
You are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean
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