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If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, funny, nerdy
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
All these letters and I choose you.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me?
87.60 % 19 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy
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