If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.