Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.