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Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
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Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'd like to finger your fret board.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, music
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cheesy
Sometimes I can't see myself when I'm with you. I can only just see you.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, clean, cute
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
88.15 % 20 votes
Pick up line: funny
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