You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I'm actually gay!
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.