You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.