I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
You look like my mom!
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.