Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Do you have a permit for those guns?
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
(Haven't I seen you someplace before?) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.