You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.