You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.