I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Hey, ever heard of princesses? (Yeah, what about them?) You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
Let's make music on my sheets.